10 Things Not on My Bucket List

Being inserted into an MRI tube … again

Skydiving

Becoming a spokesman for Comcast

Running in a marathon

Eating oysters

Attending anything that has to do with British royalty

Being an applauder at the NYSE closing bell

Visiting the new sculpture of Rush Limbaugh at the Hall of Famous Missourians at the state Capitol

Learning how to crochet

Traveling thousands of miles to see a likeness of Jesus on toast